[Maillist] FW: DEADLY SERIOUS

[Milton Felger]

DEADLY SERIOUS

Two women are new arrivals at the Pearly Gates, and are comparing stories on
how they had died.

First woman: "I froze to death."

Second woman: "You froze to death - how horrible!"

First woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
you?"

Second woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."

First woman: "So what happened?"

Second woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and
died."

First woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be
alive."